Elderly Man Tells His Doctor His 20-Year-Old Bride Is Pregnant, Then Realizes How Wrong He Is

The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great, and I’ve never felt better! I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

What do you think about that, doc?” The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story. “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid h-unter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he mistakenly picked up his walking cane instead of his g-un.” As he neared a lake, he came across a very… Large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.

He realized he left his g-un at home, and so, he couldn’t fi-red on the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hu-nting ri-fle, and yelled ‘bang bang’. Miraculously, two sh-ots rang out and the beaver fell d-ead.”

“Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old replied, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a few rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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